Madame Jae's Halloween Special: MERMAIDS REDUX pt 2 conclusion

MADAME JAE’S

PRESENTS

MERMAIDS REDUX

Entering the boisterous ballroom, Estella grinned as she watched Melissa and Gloria realize that every eye was on them; their low cut, leggy gowns screamed SEX, and not dad, plumber, or middle age male.

“Let’s have some fun with some of the guys, just for kicks, and then there’s a real surprise for you ladies,” Estella said as she accepted the hand of a well dressed man for a dance.

Melissa and Gloria needed a few glasses of wine before finally accepting some kind but persistent suitors. 90 minutes later, all three gurls had not only danced their curvy little butts off, they had allowed themselves to get into their womanly roles, smiling and even “flirting” with the men.

“Would you go home with one of them?,” teased Estella, and her friends blushed, looked at each other, and the trio howled and laughed like the hot gal pals they appeared to be.

. Suddenly, the room lights dimmed and the DJ introduced the night’s feature performers. Three teen hotties – a slinky Latina, an uber-cute brunette, and a radiant black girl – all dressed as sexy mermaids!

“No way!’ gasped Gloria.

Melissa stammered, “That’s… our…”

“Daughters” snickered Estella. “Vonda and I have been coming here since she was 16.”

The teen T-girls lip synched to “California Girls” and the crowd cheered as the 3-some vamped like the Pussycat Dolls.

“Give it up for Vonda Garcia, Jasmine McGraw, and Torri Winslow!” the DJ announced to bravos!

Torri took the mike and chirped, “We dedicate our performance to the original Mermaid Babes – our sexy moms over there!”

The mommies were nearly overcome with joy, and they greeted their daughters with hugs and kisses. For the rest of the night, all six of them danced the night away with each other and several J—club dudes!

The next day, Melissa & Gloria spent their bet prize on Madame Jae’s family membership!

Estella Garcia and her daughter Vonda

Melissa McGraw and her daughter Jasmine

Gloria Winslow and her daughter Torri

Happy Halloween from Family Tradition

and Madame Jae's!

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Madame Jae's Halloween Special: MERMAIDS REDUX pt 1

MADAME JAE’S

PRESENTS

MERMAIDS REDUX

Ernie Garcia, Marc McGraw, Gus Winslow grew up together and remained best friends for over 30 years. From the ballfields as little kids, the craziness of high school, and as partners in a plumbing company, and each as a single dad of three fine lads who just like dad. Victor was loud and rowdy as Ernie – Josh was laid back and quiet like Marc – and Tony had Gus’ smile and wit.

The boys were planning on a joint costume and their dads reminisced about the fun they had one time they tried to pull off drag mermaid costumes.

On October 30, Ernie met the guys at their favorite pub hangout and described his work at this salon where the owner had given him a challenge to recreate their cross-dressed gag.

Marc said, “Yea right” as he rubbed his balding dark hair, while Gus wondered aloud if Ernie wanted to go on the Springer Show.

That’s when Ernie dropped $1000 cash on the table - $500 for each. “It’s yours if we all go through with it – and trust me, you’ll want to pay me after its’ done."

With that, the friends checked into Madame Jae’s at noon, and by 4 PM – Estella Garcia, Melissa McGraw, and Gloria Winslow stepped into the waiting stretch limo. Melissa and Gloria gawked at the curves they had acquired.

Estella giggled, and cooed, “The best is yet to come, girlfriends!”

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ANNIE'S CAPS - Costumes? What Costumes?

COSTUMES?

David Hamilton (41) had a great idea for the Halloween bash. He had dabbled in cross-dressing as a young man, and he knew that all three of his sons – George (22), Steven (21), and Paul (20) – had done a little “experimenting” with drag while at college. There was a $5,000 cash prize for the Best Family Costume theme, and it just so happened that David’s neighbor John owned the town’s most fashionable clothing boutique.

John made a few calls and the Hamilton guys were taken en masse to a special salon that catered to M2F transformations.

On the night of the party, no GG looked more like walking wet dreams that Dolores and her “daughters” Greta, Sheila, and Paige. But they looked a little too authentic, what with their painted faces, created cleavage, and sexy legs. Most partygoers just assumed that they were hot babes who forgot that it was a COSTUME party! Thus they didn’t win the cash!

But that was fine for the girls and their “mom”, as they all snuck away from the party with a ninja, a pirate, Dumbledore and a guy in an Obama mask. The Hamilton honeys soon had their men “out of costume” – understand? ;)

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F/T celebrates "Femme-O-Ween"

F/T Femme-O-Ween

“Michael! The costume shop sent us the wrong stuff! Look at all this girly stuff,” lamented Mike’s dad, burly plumbing contractor Frankie.

“It’s no mistake, Dad. These costumes are kinda magical. Look at what it’s done to me. You can now call me Princess Melody!”

Frank’s eyes nearly fell out of his head. His flesh and blood, a strapping young man, now looked like a teenage fantasy in chiffon and stockings.

“There’s no way any dress can make me look like anything but a damm fool,” Frank muttered.

But an hour later, “Queen” Felicia made her royal debut. And two hours later, the men at the party pushed each other out the way to court the now very busty blond with the low cut blue gown. The pink princess was also the center of lots of male attention.

“Looks like ‘Mom’ and I will need to go shopping now – we need some practical dresses and shoes, and for sure, we’ll need a few bras!”

As a child, Mark Gold’s parents attended the Renaissance Faire annually, but not only did they not let him accompany them, they never showed him any pictures or film. But Mark’s mom died suddenly when he was 16, and his dad Anthony finally clued in Mark on why they were so secretive.

“The Faire allowed my other self come out, son. My other self is Annemarie, a saucy tavern wench. For years, Lisa and I enjoyed ourselves as sisters, instead of husband and wife. Now that it’s just you and me, I’d like to take you to the Faire, and this means I would help you dress and pass as a pretty teenage girl, and teach you how to flirt with cute guys in tights and have fun as a female. What do you say, honey?”

“Wow! You must know that sometimes I secretly dressed up in Mom’s clothes, Dad. I would love to introduce you my other self, Mandy. It’ll be so great to have a mommy again!”

Tears welled up in both their eyes and they hugged each other, promising each other that as mother and daughter, they would always share a bond. That Halloween weekend, Annemarie and Mandy broke a thousand hearts at the Faire.

John Jennings and his son John Jr. were both happy cross-dressing and had won costume contests for years, but this year they dropped a bombshell on their family and friends.

“Now that Junior is 17, he wanted to ‘grow up’ a little bit with his selection choices. I decided that we should spend a little extra time en femme to make our portrayals of Jane and Judy Jetson the very best we could. We spent quite a bit of time treating each other as mother and daughter, and we loved every minute, so going forth, we will be women full time, not just for this party. We’re both undergoing hormonal treatment and I have paid for some select plastic surgery. Judy Jennings has her first date next week!”

“And Mom doesn’t know it yet, but I found the perfect guy for her. I’d love it if he became my future stepdad. That would be so super cool.. I mean it would be so super-space-a-roony!” Jane Jennings ’s new daughter giggled

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Annie's Caps - Nunsense

LARRY: OK guys, as you know, we, the Kowalski brothers, are the defending Best Costume Group winners at the lodge – now how are we (showing photo of the three brothers dressed as nuns) going to top last year?

ALEX: Well, Larry I’ve done a little research. Everyone got a big laugh about how easy it was for brothers to become “sisters.” So I checked on the Internet for a way for us to really to be sisters!

JIMMY: So we should be nuns again? That’s hardly original.

ALEX: Shut up – now both of you just meet me at this salon on 4th Street at 11am on the 31st.

(We zoom ahead in the story to Saturday after Halloween.)

LAURA: I have to give you credit, honey, not only did we win the prize, I feel like we really are women, and that we are truly sisters!

JESSICA: Group hug! I love you guys!

ANNE: Well, I don’t see any guys here, Jess, other than those studs we met at the lodge party. Those gals at the drag makeover salon made us look AND feel like real women. And I don’t mean any nuns – I know we all broke several commandments that night!

LAURA & JESS: Amen, sister! (giggle fest)

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