Marriage Minded (starring Joyce and daughters Keisha & Eva)

Marriage Minded

Keisha: (Giggling), Girl, you tripping, get a hold of yourself!

Joyce: Young ladies, do you mind letting me in on your joke? It’s not nice to be making fun of your mother when she’s still wet behind the ears.

Eva: Mama, we’re sorry, but seriously, Kei and I were watching you flirt with that fine man; we were betting how big of a ring he was going to buy for you.

Keisha: I think he wanted to give Mama something else that was also big, like…

Joyce: Keisha Hamilton! I thought I had teenage daughters now, but you sound like the young boys you USED to be. Grow up, both of you!

Eve: Oh, Mama it’s still too weird you know… I mean, we were male, all three of us, I mean, you were our father… it’s just seems wrong…

Joyce: What was wrong was that when I was your dad, I was never home, and both of you suffered from having no steady role model. Charlene, your birth mother, God rest her soul – knew what she was doing when she hired that Sister Corinne to cast a voodoo spell on us after she fell ill. I mean – we were falling apart, as so many families do. This kept us together, and yes, we all resisted our new bodies and cried to get back our male identities of Joel, Kendall, and Erick. But as mother and daughters, we have never EVER been closer – and now I see my baby girls looking so beautiful – still in school, with really nice boyfriends. And since you got your good looks from me – (grins) you think I’m going to sit on the sideline when there’s a man out here for me to catch?

Eve: Mama, you’re right, and I’m so happy to be a girl – and to have a mom again who I love and cherish, and a baby sister who’s crazy but precious and so lovable.

Keisha: Evie, Mama, stop it. You’re gonna make me cry and ruin my mascara. OK group hug – and lets all work together to find our sexy mama a handsome brother – only marriage material, of course!! :)

Joyce: Reggie, darling, I cannot begin to tell you how grateful I am that you not only accept me as a woman, but my daughters as well. Since we’ve known each other since school, you have already proven to be my best friend – you were there for me and the boys when Char died. And of course, you know that Char and the voodoo priestess made it so that almost everyone forgot about Joel, Kendall & Erick. Except you of course. You were made aware by her spell. I always wondered why you never settled down and found a girl – but now I’m so delighted to have you as my best friend, lover, and soul mate.

Of course, I’ll marry you. I love you so much. I will be the happiest woman in the world, and your daughters will be so delighted as well. They are dreaming of the day they walk down that aisle, with you escorting them. Of course, now that I’m their mother, I’m preparing them to be loving women who take care of their man’s needs. Just like I am going to do for the rest of my life!

Baby – I need you to make love to me. Fuck your woman, REGGIE! Make me scream…. My body cries out for you. I’m totally your woman now and forever! I know that I was your hoops playing and drinking buddy – but right now I ain’t nothin’ but your sweet n’ sexy girl. I need you to cum in side of my body, wrap my arms and legs around you! I LOVE YOU ! Ohhhhhhh!

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TGT Network: The Tranny Bunch

Here’s the story of three lovely sisters, busy raising sweet girls on their own,

Three redheads,

Three sweet blondies,

And three with lush brown curls..

But the story behind these lovely ladies,

Is that they used to be normal guys,

But then they signed up to be on TV

And to win a million dollar prize!

They got hormones and plastic surgery

Pretty dresses and new hairdos

The older sisters got asked to the prom

The mommies got boyfriends too!

And that’s the way they became the…

The Tranny Bunch

TGT Network’s newest and most ambitious reality show has the most astonishing agenda…. What if three adult men, each with two boys – one a teenager, one just entering elementary school – were willing to let our producers transform them in mother and daughters – and then place them all in one iconic house (see below – the Southern California locale where one of the greatest sitcoms ever was filmed) under the premise that three sexy adult sisters were jointly raising three teenage hotties and three precocious little girls? That’s the story of THE TRANNY BUNCH. But that’s not the biggest surprise of the all. You see… not only are fathers now mothers, sons are now daughters, and brothers are now sisters, but these cousins were already cousins! The talent scouts that combed the USA looking for three sets of All-American families with dads and sons of slight build, but the never dread that in the small town of Wilde, Oklahoma, that the three adult males who would become “sisters” were all in one place – and they were already brothers!

Neal, Mark and Chuck Parker also had a long-buried secret that helped make the perfect choice for the show – they won a county fair talent shows posing as the Dixie Chicks and lip-synching “Cowboy Take Me Away” Also, the three brothers had been working at the local auto plant which was going through another round of layoffs. So after working out arrangements with their wives and the rest of the family, and after convincing the boys that it was temporary (and bribing the boys with promises of video games and wrestling tickets) , the nine of them flew to California for the necessary hair extensions, padded bras and girdles, and even a little shot of estrogen – totally reversible they were assured. The trios got matching hair – 3 blondes, 3 brunettes, and 3 redheads!

Now immersed completely in feminine identity, they have been grouped by age. The three youngest cousins – Brandi, Josie, and Eliza, share the girliest of the bedrooms, adorned with pictures of unicorns and the Jonas Brothers – and BTW, they’ll be showcased going to a Jonas show and screaming for Nick. The teens (Debbie, Alyson & Renee) shared another bedroom; they have Twilight on their walls, and each girl has a task of going steady with a football player by Week 6. As far as their moms/aunts Nora, Marie, & Cathy, they do have their own private bedrooms – but they also start the show with BOYFRIENDS, and in week 2, you’ll see which of the Parker sisters' beaus stays the night… and the reactions of that woman’s daughters and nieces!

Must see TV indeed!

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Forty Years of Love (starring Gwen and daughtes Naomi & Josie)

Gwendolyn Foxglove and her daughters did have their dreams come true.

But on this day, that’s of little comfort.

When young George Foxglove’s wife and mother of their sons Nicholas and James, penniless and in disarray, a rare tome that George was researching at Oxford seemed to call out the emotionally fragile father. After putting his little angels to bed, George became so engrossed with the ancient tome that he fell asleep at his desk.

He awoke to little girls’ voices: “Mommy, mommy!”

Somehow he knew that upon awakening, she was now Gwen, the mother of these sweet girls. After putting her new feminine bathrobe, Gwen made breakfast for the three of them, and they had a little chat. The former sons acknowledged that they sort of knew of their male past, but they felt a joy of being sisters that was indescribable. The new Naomi and Jocelyn were not put off by their unexpected new identities, or that of their dad.

As Gwen listened , she felt a peace that being their mother was the fulfillment of George’s heart as well. They all agreed to keep the secret to themselves, and to start their lives a new as a young mother with two darling daughters. How true the next four decades were for the trio.

As Gwen accepted her feminine fate, she bonded with her sister, who introduced her to Patrick, the man who become her soul mate and the girls’ loving stepfather. Pat and Gwen formed their own company, which was wildly profitable. Both Naomi and Josie grew to become very beautiful, smart, and successful women in their own right, with loving husbands and darling children of their own. Gwen certainly enjoying spoiling her grandchildren.

But as said before, today, Gwen’s fantasy has a given a sharp dose of reality. At age 45, her oldest, beloved Naomi, lost her life in a tragic accident. Now both Gwen and Josie much lean on each other, and their entire family, to keep the spirit of Naomi’s love burning in their hearts.

RIP Natasha Richardson – A.R.

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Blonde Beauty Queens (starring Lisa, Stephanie and Courtney)

ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS OF

THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER PAGEANT…

from Orlando, Florida,

Lisa Powell,

and her daughters

Stephanie and Courtney!

Scott: Oh my God Dad, I can’t believe we pulled it off. They have no clue we’re not girls!

Leonard: Shhh, wrong pronoun. Not so loud! I don’t think the pageant officials would stand for a dad and his sons in dresses.

Christopher: I’m the prettiest 7-year old girl in the world, and I have the prettiest mommy and big sister!

Lisa: That’s right, my darling. And one day, three handsome princes will make us their beautiful princesses!

Stephanie: I think I found mine, his name is Jordan, he was staying at the hotel we’re at. He has eyes to die for!

Lisa: Sweetie, I met his dad - he’s very handsome, nice, and very well off. They invited the three of us to dinner after the show.

Stephanie: Oh Mom, you’re the best! Looks like we’re going double dating! Along with the prettiest 7-year old girl in the world! (grins)

Courtney: Mommy, I want a boyfriend too, just like you and Steph!

Lisa: One day soon, baby girl, you’ll have lots of boys wanting to take you out on dates and wanting to kiss you!

Courtney: Is kissing boys lots of fun?

Step and Lisa: YES!!! Giggling…

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Five Generations (starring Rosalie, Frieda, Jean, Beverly - and Nancy and Donna

Rosie – married June 13, 1956

ATTENDED BY

Bev, Frieda and Jean

From Grandma Beverly’s journal: I knew there was something funny about my father, in fact, all of the men in my family. But one pleasant June day, my dad Roy, uncle Fred, and grandpa Joe tricked me into driving with them to the next state where they checked into a strange boarding house with tons of beautiful bridal wear.

After a nap, I was awoken by a familiar voice with a pretty new face. My new “Aunt Frieda” was a sissy! And in the next room, my “Nana” Jean was applying makeup to a lovely bride. Except the bride was my mommy Rosalie.

“Ben,” my was-Dad said in a woman’s voice, “you will look so cute as our flower girl!”

I wanted to hate being all dolled up, but the feel of the panties and clothes was just too addictive. I was a sissy, in the grand family tradition. It would be my destiny, one day, to be another man’s bride, just like my mommy, and soon my auntie & even my pretty grandmother.

While helping her into her wedding gown, Nancy Gordon asked her daughter Donna if she had read her grandma’s diary entry about her experience as a flower girl with her “mom”, “aunt”, and “grandma.”

“I did, Mom, and it made me cry. It was so beautiful. I just can’t believe that Bev went back to being Ben.”

“I know, but times were different then, and Ben married my biological mother, and raised me as Neil. Then I raised you alone, David, after your birth mom died. Dad and I had grown apart, then he called us to come to him when he was diagnosed with cancer.”

“I thought he was crazy to ask us to live a summer in his beach villa as females. But it was the summer that changed our lives for the better.”

“As males, we were emotional wrecks, unable to support each other, much less live stable lives. As mother and daughter, we are so in tune with each other…”

“Not only that Mom, we’re beautiful women with handsome lovers. Reggie is devoted to you, and my Shaun is marrying me today. God I love that man!”

“Mmmmmm, I thinking about what your honeymoon may be like this morning, after Reggie and I had a wonderful night together. (giggle) And soon, you will carry on the family tradition by adopting a child too pretty to be a boy. You’re going to love being a wife AND a mother, Donna. Trust me!”

“Mom, I have to thank Bev, Rosie, Frieda, and Jean… and you… for creating and maintaining this family tradition. You all showed me the power of family AND femininity – and I will share that with my future daughters and granddaughters!”

Nancy married June 13, 2006

Donna married June 13, 2008

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Love the One You're With (Sherri and mom Wendy)

I was Will, age 41, and I had sowed the last of my wild oats before I became a father to Shane. Now the kid had good taste in music like his old man – I was into the Dead and Allmans while Shane dug Ween, Phish, and MMJ. But I didn’t want to see him become a pothead or junkie like his other friends.

He wanted to go to Bonnaroo this summer and I said fine on one condition: we’re going together! “But Mommy, I don’t need a babysitter, “ he sarcastically whined.

Tough shit, I said. We’d have a great time and bond over some great music and maybe make some new friends.

We get there and the first night, Shane wanders into a rave tent. I panic, thinking he’ll take some ecstasy or speed. Just as I see him being handed a pill by a really hot girl, I grab his hand.

“You want to see what this shit will do?” I tell him, and (God knows why) I swallow the pill. Everything's a little cloudy after that, but I felt very calm and serene and I must have gone to sleep.

Hours (?) later, I came to, with a gorgeous young redhead with her head resting… on my breasts?? The girl… it was Shane! Did the pill do this to me… to both of us? I guess we both took the same pill.

She whispered, “I guess my mom is here with me.” We both couldn’t help but giggle.

Now we’re Sherri and Wendy, and we had a blast for the rest of the festivals. The music was awesome, we danced for days. We also found something more addictive than drugs: MEN!! We’re now on the road, looking for the next festival, and I’m bonding with my daughter over great music and great sex!

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Winslow Women (starring Megan, Tara, and Julia)

Jay Winslow cackled, “Martin, my son, you fit into this gown like you were poured into it.”

Marty’s younger brother Tim chirped in, “Dad, he’s got even bigger boobies than you.”

The older brother puffed out his chest in pride. “Don’t worry, squirt, you got a few years, your body will fill in quite nicely.”

“We all turned out nicely. Very nicely. I don’t know what those chemicals were that were buried in our backyard, but we changed genders and now… it’s like we were never male. Luckily the settlement gave us all the cash we needed to build wardrobes, get counseling, and move to a better life,” mused the newly minted Julia Winslow, single mother and slinky blonde.

Something caught the busty teen redhead’s eye. “Hey, sis,” Megan Winslow (19) said in a soft voice, “We may not have been girls for long, but tell me… have you noticed how YUMMY these guys in their tuxedos look? God, they look so HOT!”

Tara Winslow (16), the sultry and petite teen brunette nodded lustily. “Oh yeah! I’d rather see them OUT of their tuxes! And me on their lap!”

“Me too!”

“ MOTHER!”

Julia (41) smiled wickedly. “Hey… I guess my hormones are as hard at work as you girls are. And now that our desires match our equipment, it think it’s time we all went out and figured out what kind of men can handle a Winslow woman.”

By the end of that summer – each new Winslow woman had become quite proficient in the art of seduction.

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Daddy's Girls Are Back (starring Fiona and daughters Lucy, Melissa, and Natasha)

Daddy's Girls Are Back

WARREN - “Fred… I’m stunned. I can’t believe how much you look like my darling Fiona. God I miss her and our girls so much!”

FRED – “Warren, we miss them as well. Now, you know Fiona and I were identical twins. Trust me, this isn’t the first time I dressed as a woman and fooled people. Now I’m so proud of my boys; they all agreed to dress as their beloved cousins, Lucy, Melissa, and Natasha!”

LEO – “Uncle Fred, we were all so sad when they all lost their lives when the plane crashed along with our mommy.”

MITCH – “I didn’t think we’d look as good as Dad when we put on these cute pajamas, but it’s incredible. We all look like real girls.”

NEIL – “We’re all a little older now. Maybe my brothers – or make that SISTERS Iook as cute as our cousins would have been at our age.”

FRED – “All three of you must have inherited your pretty features from Fiona and I. So what do you say, Warren, about our birthday gift – I get to be your loving wife for the next month, and we take our sweet daughters on the vacation of a lifetime. I know the girls are very excited!

WARREN – “My God, is this something all of you are willing to do?

Lucy -“YES Daddy! Please let be us your pretty girls! It’ll be so much fun”

Melissa - “Daddy, I want to be a princess!”

Natasha- “Please, Daddy, it’ll be so much fun!”

Fiona- “Girls , it’s time for us to be good girls and make your father breakfast. Please go set the table. We’ll be down shortly – after I’ve convinced your dad that a trip to the Magic Kingdom with his darling daughters and (wink) loving wife is good for all of us.”

Lucy -“Ooohh, Mommy is going to kiss Daddy!”

Melissa - “I want to kiss a boy too!”

Natasha- “Me too”

Fiona- “My darling husband, I think we may on vacation for quite a while! Get used to having females in the house again!”

EPILOGUE

By Warren Jameson

“It’s amazing to think back about what my brother-in –law and nephews did for my benefit six years ago. Of course, my beautiful bride is just as gentle, caring and passionate as the twin sister I first fell for fifteen year prior. As good a friend and fishing buddy he was, that pales in comparison to having my sexy Fiona back. And my girls are back, and all four of them have accepted and embraced lives as pretty females."

"Now that they are fully grown young women, I get to play loving and protective daddy to this trio of blossoming womanhood. And God knows, they have a lot of local boys in their thrall. Between raising three teen hotties and loving their gorgeous mother, I’m pretty busy now!"

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Love & Controversy (starring Gabi and mom Beth)

Love & Controversy

Mary Palmer spoke to her granddaughter and daughter , “Gabrielle – Elizabeth – what a joy it has been for me to watch you both flourish in your new feminine roles. I think back to eighteen months ago, when Carla died. Gregg was so very devastated at losing his mother, the woman who helped her child cultivate a secret - the little girl stuck inside a little boy who was overcompensating for his feminine feelings by acting up in school, and being antisocial. And Elvin, working 18 hour shifts as a deputy sheriff, maintaining a tough masculine front, acting like a man’s man to avoid the pain of losing his wife and soul mate.”

“I admit – my methods were controversial, if only because I strongly believed that if Gabi was to be raised as a young lady, that it was important for her to have the strong bond with her mother Beth – even if her mother was in fact, her transformed father, and it took a lot of effort on my part to bring out the woman you should have been. To be the daughter I always wanted. I hope you both can forgive me for accelerating the process with the estrogen pills and hypnotic therapy. I knew down deep, you needed to be women in order to survive.”

“And I’m very pleased with the results. Gabrielle, at age 13, you are just beginning your life as a beautiful young lady. Boys are already daydreaming of seeing you in a summer dress, or your new bikini, and it won’t be long until you’ve had your first crush, first date, first dance, and first kiss.”

“And Elizabeth– well what can I say – from macho police officer to gorgeous secretary – from stern father to loving mother to Gabi – and from hedonistic ladies’ man to romantic, sensuous girlfriend. I can see in your eyes, dear Beth, how you are even now fantasizing about becoming Mrs. Todd Winfield. “

“Enjoy your new lives, my dears. I loved my son and grandson but I absolute adore and cherish my beautiful daughter and granddaughter!”

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Junior Miss and Mom (starring Brittney and Rachel

JUNIOR MISS (AND MOM)

“Hello, and welcome to the Silver Swan Sissy Junior Miss Pageant. Oh, you are such a darling. What’s your name, sweetie?”

“Well, my boy name is Bradley Johnson, but when I’m dressed up in pretty clothes, my name is Brittney.”

“Well, Miss Brittney Johnson, we have your paperwork right here. You and the other young sissies will be spending all week in girl mode – how does that sound?”

“That’s so awesome! I love dressing up in all my dresses and shoes, and wearing makeup, just like my beautiful mommy right here!”

“Oh honey, you’re making me blush. Isn’t she a doll?”

“You both are. Now, I have here that Brittney was registered by Ralph Johnson, are you his wife, or I suspect that…”

“You assume correctly, ma’am. Legally, I’m Ralph but in girl mode, I am Rachel Johnson. Thank you for the compliments”

“Daddy becomes Mommy when I become Brittney. She also becomes Mommy when Mr. Kirby, our next door neighbor, takes her out on a date to a fancy restaurant.”

“Well, maybe one day, I can find Mr. Right and be Brittney’s mommy full-time!”

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