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TGT Network: The Tranny Bunch
Here’s the story of three lovely sisters, busy raising sweet girls on their own,
Three redheads,
Three sweet blondies,
And three with lush brown curls..
But the story behind these lovely ladies,
Is that they used to be normal guys,
But then they signed up to be on TV
And to win a million dollar prize!
They got hormones and plastic surgery
Pretty dresses and new hairdos
The older sisters got asked to the prom
The mommies got boyfriends too!
And that’s the way they became the…
The Tranny Bunch
TGT Network’s newest and most ambitious reality show has the most astonishing agenda…. What if three adult men, each with two boys – one a teenager, one just entering elementary school – were willing to let our producers transform them in mother and daughters – and then place them all in one iconic house (see below – the Southern California locale where one of the greatest sitcoms ever was filmed) under the premise that three sexy adult sisters were jointly raising three teenage hotties and three precocious little girls? That’s the story of THE TRANNY BUNCH. But that’s not the biggest surprise of the all. You see… not only are fathers now mothers, sons are now daughters, and brothers are now sisters, but these cousins were already cousins! The talent scouts that combed the USA looking for three sets of All-American families with dads and sons of slight build, but the never dread that in the small town of Wilde, Oklahoma, that the three adult males who would become “sisters” were all in one place – and they were already brothers!
Neal, Mark and Chuck Parker also had a long-buried secret that helped make the perfect choice for the show – they won a county fair talent shows posing as the Dixie Chicks and lip-synching “Cowboy Take Me Away” Also, the three brothers had been working at the local auto plant which was going through another round of layoffs. So after working out arrangements with their wives and the rest of the family, and after convincing the boys that it was temporary (and bribing the boys with promises of video games and wrestling tickets) , the nine of them flew to California for the necessary hair extensions, padded bras and girdles, and even a little shot of estrogen – totally reversible they were assured. The trios got matching hair – 3 blondes, 3 brunettes, and 3 redheads!
Now immersed completely in feminine identity, they have been grouped by age. The three youngest cousins – Brandi, Josie, and Eliza, share the girliest of the bedrooms, adorned with pictures of unicorns and the Jonas Brothers – and BTW, they’ll be showcased going to a Jonas show and screaming for Nick. The teens (Debbie, Alyson & Renee) shared another bedroom; they have Twilight on their walls, and each girl has a task of going steady with a football player by Week 6. As far as their moms/aunts Nora, Marie, & Cathy, they do have their own private bedrooms – but they also start the show with BOYFRIENDS, and in week 2, you’ll see which of the Parker sisters' beaus stays the night… and the reactions of that woman’s daughters and nieces!
Must see TV indeed!
Forty Years of Love (starring Gwen and daughtes Naomi & Josie)
Gwendolyn Foxglove and her daughters did have their dreams come true.
But on this day, that’s of little comfort.
When young George Foxglove’s wife and mother of their sons Nicholas and James, penniless and in disarray, a rare tome that George was researching at Oxford seemed to call out the emotionally fragile father. After putting his little angels to bed, George became so engrossed with the ancient tome that he fell asleep at his desk.
He awoke to little girls’ voices: “Mommy, mommy!”
Somehow he knew that upon awakening, she was now Gwen, the mother of these sweet girls. After putting her new feminine bathrobe, Gwen made breakfast for the three of them, and they had a little chat. The former sons acknowledged that they sort of knew of their male past, but they felt a joy of being sisters that was indescribable. The new Naomi and Jocelyn were not put off by their unexpected new identities, or that of their dad.
As Gwen listened , she felt a peace that being their mother was the fulfillment of George’s heart as well. They all agreed to keep the secret to themselves, and to start their lives a new as a young mother with two darling daughters. How true the next four decades were for the trio.
As Gwen accepted her feminine fate, she bonded with her sister, who introduced her to Patrick, the man who become her soul mate and the girls’ loving stepfather. Pat and Gwen formed their own company, which was wildly profitable. Both Naomi and Josie grew to become very beautiful, smart, and successful women in their own right, with loving husbands and darling children of their own. Gwen certainly enjoying spoiling her grandchildren.
But as said before, today, Gwen’s fantasy has a given a sharp dose of reality. At age 45, her oldest, beloved Naomi, lost her life in a tragic accident. Now both Gwen and Josie much lean on each other, and their entire family, to keep the spirit of Naomi’s love burning in their hearts.
RIP Natasha Richardson – A.R.
Five Generations (starring Rosalie, Frieda, Jean, Beverly - and Nancy and Donna
Rosie – married June 13, 1956
ATTENDED BY
Bev, Frieda and Jean
From Grandma Beverly’s journal: I knew there was something funny about my father, in fact, all of the men in my family. But one pleasant June day, my dad Roy, uncle Fred, and grandpa Joe tricked me into driving with them to the next state where they checked into a strange boarding house with tons of beautiful bridal wear.
After a nap, I was awoken by a familiar voice with a pretty new face. My new “Aunt Frieda” was a sissy! And in the next room, my “Nana” Jean was applying makeup to a lovely bride. Except the bride was my mommy Rosalie.
“Ben,” my was-Dad said in a woman’s voice, “you will look so cute as our flower girl!”
I wanted to hate being all dolled up, but the feel of the panties and clothes was just too addictive. I was a sissy, in the grand family tradition. It would be my destiny, one day, to be another man’s bride, just like my mommy, and soon my auntie & even my pretty grandmother.
While helping her into her wedding gown, Nancy Gordon asked her daughter Donna if she had read her grandma’s diary entry about her experience as a flower girl with her “mom”, “aunt”, and “grandma.”
“I did, Mom, and it made me cry. It was so beautiful. I just can’t believe that Bev went back to being Ben.”
“I know, but times were different then, and Ben married my biological mother, and raised me as Neil. Then I raised you alone, David, after your birth mom died. Dad and I had grown apart, then he called us to come to him when he was diagnosed with cancer.”
“I thought he was crazy to ask us to live a summer in his beach villa as females. But it was the summer that changed our lives for the better.”
“As males, we were emotional wrecks, unable to support each other, much less live stable lives. As mother and daughter, we are so in tune with each other…”
“Not only that Mom, we’re beautiful women with handsome lovers. Reggie is devoted to you, and my Shaun is marrying me today. God I love that man!”
“Mmmmmm, I thinking about what your honeymoon may be like this morning, after Reggie and I had a wonderful night together. (giggle) And soon, you will carry on the family tradition by adopting a child too pretty to be a boy. You’re going to love being a wife AND a mother, Donna. Trust me!”
“Mom, I have to thank Bev, Rosie, Frieda, and Jean… and you… for creating and maintaining this family tradition. You all showed me the power of family AND femininity – and I will share that with my future daughters and granddaughters!”
Nancy married June 13, 2006
Donna married June 13, 2008
Daddy's Girls Are Back (starring Fiona and daughters Lucy, Melissa, and Natasha)
Daddy's Girls Are Back
WARREN - “Fred… I’m stunned. I can’t believe how much you look like my darling Fiona. God I miss her and our girls so much!”
FRED – “Warren, we miss them as well. Now, you know Fiona and I were identical twins. Trust me, this isn’t the first time I dressed as a woman and fooled people. Now I’m so proud of my boys; they all agreed to dress as their beloved cousins, Lucy, Melissa, and Natasha!”
LEO – “Uncle Fred, we were all so sad when they all lost their lives when the plane crashed along with our mommy.”
MITCH – “I didn’t think we’d look as good as Dad when we put on these cute pajamas, but it’s incredible. We all look like real girls.”
NEIL – “We’re all a little older now. Maybe my brothers – or make that SISTERS Iook as cute as our cousins would have been at our age.”
FRED – “All three of you must have inherited your pretty features from Fiona and I. So what do you say, Warren, about our birthday gift – I get to be your loving wife for the next month, and we take our sweet daughters on the vacation of a lifetime. I know the girls are very excited!
WARREN – “My God, is this something all of you are willing to do?
Lucy -“YES Daddy! Please let be us your pretty girls! It’ll be so much fun”
Melissa - “Daddy, I want to be a princess!”
Natasha- “Please, Daddy, it’ll be so much fun!”
Fiona- “Girls , it’s time for us to be good girls and make your father breakfast. Please go set the table. We’ll be down shortly – after I’ve convinced your dad that a trip to the Magic Kingdom with his darling daughters and (wink) loving wife is good for all of us.”
Lucy -“Ooohh, Mommy is going to kiss Daddy!”
Melissa - “I want to kiss a boy too!”
Natasha- “Me too”
EPILOGUE
By Warren Jameson
“It’s amazing to think back about what my brother-in –law and nephews did for my benefit six years ago. Of course, my beautiful bride is just as gentle, caring and passionate as the twin sister I first fell for fifteen year prior. As good a friend and fishing buddy he was, that pales in comparison to having my sexy Fiona back. And my girls are back, and all four of them have accepted and embraced lives as pretty females."
"Now that they are fully grown young women, I get to play loving and protective daddy to this trio of blossoming womanhood. And God knows, they have a lot of local boys in their thrall. Between raising three teen hotties and loving their gorgeous mother, I’m pretty busy now!"
Love & Controversy (starring Gabi and mom Beth)
Love & Controversy
Mary Palmer spoke to her granddaughter and daughter , “Gabrielle – Elizabeth – what a joy it has been for me to watch you both flourish in your new feminine roles. I think back to eighteen months ago, when Carla died. Gregg was so very devastated at losing his mother, the woman who helped her child cultivate a secret - the little girl stuck inside a little boy who was overcompensating for his feminine feelings by acting up in school, and being antisocial. And Elvin, working 18 hour shifts as a deputy sheriff, maintaining a tough masculine front, acting like a man’s man to avoid the pain of losing his wife and soul mate.”
“I admit – my methods were controversial, if only because I strongly believed that if Gabi was to be raised as a young lady, that it was important for her to have the strong bond with her mother Beth – even if her mother was in fact, her transformed father, and it took a lot of effort on my part to bring out the woman you should have been. To be the daughter I always wanted. I hope you both can forgive me for accelerating the process with the estrogen pills and hypnotic therapy. I knew down deep, you needed to be women in order to survive.”
“And I’m very pleased with the results. Gabrielle, at age 13, you are just beginning your life as a beautiful young lady. Boys are already daydreaming of seeing you in a summer dress, or your new bikini, and it won’t be long until you’ve had your first crush, first date, first dance, and first kiss.”
“And Elizabeth– well what can I say – from macho police officer to gorgeous secretary – from stern father to loving mother to Gabi – and from hedonistic ladies’ man to romantic, sensuous girlfriend. I can see in your eyes, dear Beth, how you are even now fantasizing about becoming Mrs. Todd Winfield. “
“Enjoy your new lives, my dears. I loved my son and grandson but I absolute adore and cherish my beautiful daughter and granddaughter!”
ANNIE'S CAPS - Pretty As A Picture #3
Pretty As A Picture
Christy: Oh I do like this – except I’m shorter than you (giggle) – remind me to wear my heels on my first date – and maybe a Wonderbra so I can keep up with my busty parent! :)
Kate: Pshaw my dear. You have a gorgeous figure already! Boys – MEN - will do anything for a chance to be with us!
Christy: Mom – this may sound kind of personal, but – do you think your hormones will take over on your first date?
Kate: Christy! (giggle) Well… I would like to find a handsome man that I can fall in love with. I do have this fantasy – making love on a deserted beach.
Christy: Oh my God, me too! Hopefully on my honeymoon – whenever that will happen. I’m not going to be some kind of slut Mom, but I just want…
Kate: Me too baby, me too. And we’re going to find those Prince Charmings, eventually. But until then, let’s get out there make some dates. Have some fun – slowly but surely realizing our full femininity.
Christy: Oh we’re gonna have fun, for sure. Hey here’s the title of our FF entry: “Greek Girls ISO Smart, Cute, and Funny Company” Not too forward?
Kate: Not at all. You know – even though money’s tight, we gotta go shopping! We might be meeting our future husbands here. We need some cute dresses, & shoes & purses to match. Plus a trip to the salon!
ANNIE'S CAPS - Pretty As A Picture #2
Pretty As A Picture
Christy: You know when I realized that I was this cute girl dying to get out, it was you - when you were my dad - that I was most afraid of disappointing. And then you said you were just like me – I love you Mom!
Kate: Oh Christy, I love you too! Hey – look at this photo! Gosh – we may be the lovliest ex-father and son in the country or the state!
Christy: Ooh, Mom, nice cleavage. I know – I’m going to set up us up a profile on this new social media website – PicturePerfect.
Kate: Hmmm – I don’t know sweetie – I’ve heard horror stories about people on MySpace or Facebook or other online stuff.
Christy: Well take a look at this mom – PicturePerfect is sponsored Madame Jae’s – you know they really value us T-girl families. Apparently guys who have profiles on PP have to be members of the J-Club, and J-Club guys are always respectful of us and they have good jobs and good hygiene. I think it’s pretty safe. What’s that you are looking at?
Kate: Wow! They allow us as a mother and daughter to choose to double date together or solo. I liked teaming up with you, sweetie. We can hold each others’ hands as we step in to the world of online romance. Hey – I want us to upload one more cute picture to PP.
ANNIE'S CAPS - Pretty As A Picture #1
Pretty As A Picture 
Christy Lambros: Mom! These pictures of us look so AWESOME! Wow, we look so hot! Amazing!
Kate Lambros: Honey - what’s so surprising? After all, you have my eyes, my hair, my lips, and thanks to those magic little pills, you seem to have inherited my chest as well. ;)
Christy: Umm, when I first met you, you were pretty flat-chested – and so was I! (laughs) And we have one more thing in common. It something most girls don’t have.
Kate: Ah you must be referring to “Little Kenny” and “Little Craig.” Of course, once we have enough money, we can have our SRS and waive bye-bye to the “boys” we never really were – and celebrate!
Christy: I wish it would leave sooner! I feel like such a freak….
Kate: No, you know who’s freaky? Our so called loved ones. Your grandparents have cut us off. Your so called “real mother” has mocked us. Very few true friends remain. It’s just you and me, and we’re mom and daughter – forever and ever!
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